'Twas an OCD Christmas

Wifey has a bit of a compulsion about decorating.....

'Twas an OCD Christmas as Wifey decorated the house

Filling every nook and cranny

Leaving no room for a mouse

OCD decorating left me no time for bed

As baubles and bangles danced over my head

But hear me complain as I stared at the sight

I trembled and shook with a jittery fright

Dag nabbit, Gol darnit, well, I'll never...

Reboxing this stuff

Will take me forever