Truck Flower Bed

Dogs love camping. Dogs love frolicking through fields of fragrant flowers. Dogs hate slip-sliding around in slickery truck beds enroute to flowing fields of fragrant flowers.

Feed him pizza and beer until he thinks dogs need flowers... in his truck.

Acquire some luscious turf at your local home improvement store. Cut to fit your truck bed. Install.

Pick up a handful of vibrant flowers at your local craft store. You will also need a hot glue gun and some flower foam cylinders.

Arrange your fragrant flowers in beautiful colorful clusters by sharply stabbing them into the flower foam.

Using the hot glue gun, secure your beautiful blossoms to the green-green grass. Secure the turf to the bed if it slips around.

Add dogs to verify proper arrangement.

Don't fret, that is a peaceful yawn, not a scowl.

The arrangement is much appreciated.